May 2013
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My weekend consisted of an art gallery, 7AM mandatory breakfast at work, passing out behind a couch ‘cause of Cuervo, going to a strip mall to pick up someone’s child, and being extremely SOAKED on a speedboat. I mean, I expected to get wet but that shit had us looking like walking waterfalls.
Now, I have a cold and the same clothes I had on since Saturday as I’m walking...
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If you got me open now, just wait until we touch.
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I feel like my head is about to explode and the splatter could reach Asia.
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Woman: You have such nice eyes.
Me: Thanks!
Woman: Ooh! Your eyelashes are so long and curly too.
Woman: I would kill you for 'em.
Me: -laughs-
Me: -begins to fear for life-
Why live your life wondering when you can have the whole world in your hands?
kingcakemix:
i hate when americans speak with an accent to people from another country that have accent (but speak perfectly good english), like how the fuck does that make them understand you more
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What if your roommate hears us?
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Some people say that
life is for the living.
So, let’s live it, baby.
Most of the people say
that love is for the giving.
So, lemme love you, girl.
flirt like a bottom, fuck like a top.
– The Gay Man’s Guide to Getting Chose (via prosetitute)
Prostitute stole piggy bank, iPad from 14 year old... →
Man, bye.
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People wanna be a “nigga” so bad but are nowhere near about that life of a “nigga”.
pussymitosis:
I need to find something in life to fall in love with.
Dick.
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Quick glances at each other like our eyes are at war.
Nothing’s being said but smiles are being constantly drawn.
The fuck is this?
April 2013
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Fear
She’s always inviting me over to her place but I always quickly come up with some excuse not to go.
We were alone in this hallway and she started to get closer to me. Out of fear, I began to walk away. She followed and said, “Are you running away from me?” “Yup!”, I said, thinking she’d go away.
She didn’t. She remained by my side.
People talk and things spread like a wildfire but I guess...
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I’ve been restraining myself from you this whole time ‘cause I thought you were different. I pretended to be uninterested. I thought I wasn’t worthy, good enough, up to par, etc.
But I heard they got access.
Well, I will too.
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